Stepping on a Lego is one of the most excruciating experiences a human being can endure, so being shot by one probably doesn’t feel great either.
There are few things in life that universally cause pain like stepping on a Lego. It’s an unholy form of torture that everyone — no matter age, sex or creed — can experience on equal footing. Lego pain is something that doesn’t need any sort of evolution, but leave it to the people of the backwoods to change that.
YouTuber JoergSprave specializes in weaponizing things that used to be fun but no longer are once they can kill you. From Nerf guns to homemade death machines, if it can be weaponized and turned into a slingshot of doom, this guy has you covered.
It was only a matter of time before he made his way to Lego, and holy crap did he follow through on the promise of ratcheting up the pain scale. In what can only be described as an actual reason to sleep with one eye open, this guy created a slingshot that fires different variation of Lego bullets at you — including a spiked Lego.
Here’s the video below, which is amusing until you realize the pain you’d be in if you found yourself on the wrong side of this gun:
That’s beyond terrifying. Like seriously, it’s one thing to say you’re going to make a slingshot that can fire a Lego at you but it’s an entirely different thing to weaponize it for real.
Kudos to this dude for thinking outside the box and clearly loving what he does. As terrifying as it is in concept, he’s not advocating actual malicious use, so there’s mild silver lining.
Still, stepping on a Lego just became a preferred method of torture if it was a choice between that or death by this thing.